I'm still alive. I'm still in the game. I'm straightened out.
Thursday, April 1, 2010
My People, R.N.
I'm still alive. I'm still in the game. I'm straightened out.
at 5:33 PM Posted by LicensedToILL
Saturday, February 27, 2010
They're Winning
I live in the Pacific Northwest now. They view Californians the same way one keeps track of a bee that is buzzing around the picnic. If it gets too close to the food or the kids WE-WILL-SQUASH-IT!
I bring plague. I bring experiences they have not had. I bring experiences they cannot believe. I bring psychological trauma. I bring hurt. I bring a profound narcissism that make constructive criticism impenetrable. I bring stories that are funny in ways they couldn't have figured. I bring disgust of hierarchy. I bring open wounds. I bring contempt for myself. I bring the hope that this will all wash away.
I bring the notion that I know more, but I accomplish less, I don't care for their structure. I bring the shakes, pale faced adrenaline rushes, I bring old trauma.
And its not their job to see that I make it through.
I bring experience that has left me pondering the purpose of my knowledge the tangentiality of coincidence, I bring my hunger for numbness.I bring the idea that after you've met me you know something isn't right. Somehow, you want me to succeed.
Somebody let me in.
I bring greetings tucked in with apologies.
at 7:42 PM Posted by LicensedToILL
Thursday, December 17, 2009
30 Seconds to Mars: A Lifetime of Vanity
Look, I know many of my readers don't know who this poopy concoction of turd rockers are- mainly the band features visual prossy Jared Leto, yeah the heart throb from "My so called life", Jared Leto who can't LET GO. Dude, you stop trying to get attention. Find out why you need the attention so bad and remember, creepy narcissism is not cool!
Figure this as your rock bottom: Your band sucks and your talent is questionable. I know you asked yourself this when you made that shite movie about John Lennon's killer and the answer slapped you in the face: Yuppers, you lack all talent.
Dude, leave media alone and find your soul. I saw you on Kimmel two years ago. The audience was comprised entirely of morbidly obese 17 year olds. Ponder that, dude.
Now that your new album is out I see your advertising budget has shrunk but still I feel harassed. Please, get a job and fuck off.
at 6:23 PM Posted by LicensedToILL
Monday, December 14, 2009
NursingPUNK
http://www.gallup.com/poll/124625/Honesty-Ethics-Poll-Finds-Congress-Image-Tarnished.aspx
Gallup's annual Honesty and Ethics of Professions Poll
83% Y'all. We just smoked pharmacists.
Feels good to be America's most TRUSTED profession.
MY patients listen to me as I have my their best interest at heart, in my heart and they sense that. It is a position I love being in. Black and white. Right and wrong.
Nursing is punk. Like Yoko Ono, Dennis Kucinich, Elmo, Don Rickles before us...We keep slogging through that losing battle to prevent hospital care from being transformed into a greased out fast food restaurant. Nurses don't want you to have to ask for ketchup, napkins and refills! You fucking deserve it for free! We try to fight the M.B.A. belief that patient care can be transformed into a goddamn Marriot for those with insurance, a lowly motel 8 for those with medicare and a two bit YMCA for those without any medical back up.
Fellow nurses you can deny it, choose to not observe it- but we are in a weird professional position. Our very existence costs hospitals money- our code of ethics is nothing but an irritating expense. But without us, a visit to the hospital would be an expensive an absurd form of rape. We are hard steel screws, holding tight in a time of cheap unreliable surgical glue. If you think infrastructure will be reinforced with quality materials think again...
Keep advocating for those in our charge, keep fighting the faceless cowards who are trying to destroy our salaries, savings and whatever meager pension is left. Stick together, stop gossiping and start collaborating.
THIS IS A STREET FIGHT GUYS!! AND EVERY YEAR THEY GET ONE BLOCK CLOSER TO TO OUR SACRED TERRITORY: OUR WAGE AND SCOPE OF PRACTICE.
EVERY YEAR WE GET MORE RESPONSIBILITY, MORE LIABILITY, LESS SUPPORT, LESS RESPECT AND IT'S OUR FAULT!
HAVE YOU ENJOYED AIR TRAVEL RECENTLY? WE ARE THE NEXT INDUSTRY TO BE COMPROMISED BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION. THE ASSAULT IS COMING. MINIMIZED AND TERRORIZED. INSTEAD OF SHAME THEY HAVE PROFIT MARGINS.
at 6:15 PM Posted by LicensedToILL
Thursday, December 3, 2009
I'm busy learning how to be an E.R. nurse. I find it especially challenging, and especially rewarding as well. Funny how two different departments can be so incredibly different.
I think I like the E.R. I love the constant mix of people, the sheer number of personalities that present. I love the instant gratification of working in the E.R., being able to help someone as suddenly as they have come in.
Here's to the E.R.!!! And finally a little peace...
at 2:53 PM Posted by LicensedToILL
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Kick Against the Pricks: dOCTORS iN sHORT sUPPLY
I love kicking ass on allnurses.bomb. An article shows up stating a fact that Nurse Practitioners are going to be in higher demand soon to come. No fucking shit. All of America is about to get a free insurance card to score Vicoden, endlessly.
Since very few doctors have ever gone to nursing school and most to this day truly don't know what a nurse actually does, the unknown fact is that nursing school is at minimum a two year crash course in how TO RUN A HOSPITAL FROM THE GROUND UP. On the flip side, nurse's have to know what a MD does to do their job. MD's frankly consider 90% of the necessary functioning of a hospital someone else's problem. This makes MD's weak and ineffectual. I find med students and even up to R2's utterly clueless on how to contact the resources available to them (i.e. lowly custodial staff, dieticians, social workers) to efficiently wrap up a case and help expedite a patient's care.
In addition, I regularly meet physicians with numerous years of experience who find that when other members of the team ask them to do something a certain way, like writing orders, to follow the standardized procedure, they simply will not do so. The primary reason why MD's are so spectacularly ineffective in their roles is their utter arrogance to admitting the fact that 1) other people are as important as they are and 2)that every time a physician decides to do things "their way" it costs untold man hours to rectify the problem and get the patient back on track.
Nurses are responsible FOR EVERY SINGLE PROBLEM THAT ARISES. WE KNOW HOW TO FIX PROBLEMS QUICKLY AND WITHOUT NURSES DOCTORS ARE UTTERLY UTTERLY USELESS. NURSES ARE ALSO RARELY GIVEN CREDIT FOR SAVES, EMOTIONAL THERAPY TO DE-ESCALATE ASSAULTIVE OR DISTURBED PATIENTS, ALL THE LITTLE FIXES, THE THINKING AHEAD. IT IS EXPECTED OF US. NURSES DO NOT EXPECT TO GET CREDIT. DOCTORS DO. DOCTORS HAVE CREDIT SEEKING BEHAVIOR.
When a nurse decides to transition into the practitioner role, if in their practice they are treated with the same professional respect as MD's I have found them to be far more effective, getting the job done with out so many displays of tantrums and blatant disregard for the job everyone else has to do. MD's have the luxury of being told they are so very very important from day one. Nurses are taught we are not as important from day one. We have learned to diagnose and treat in a round about way, integrated into our standards of practice so as to not dare cross over into the "medical" model and dare speak a diagnosis. As if what nurses do isn't "medical" from the second we step into a hospital. Being trained "in the medical model" doesn't make you a jedi warrior, it's hilarious when a M.D actually brays that from their lips. What nonsense.
The bottom line is that this change in roles, this impending tidal wave of need has been brought on by doctor's themselves, who for the last 60 years have been running around touting their incredible powers of mind and yet have been in fact, accomplishing extremely little.
Prime example: Last night I worked registry in a local E.R. The on staff, full time physician ordered a bladder irrigation for a patient, s/p bladder resection from bladder CA. Large amount of spraying blood, gross hematuria, fair amount of blood loss. M.D. refused to consult pt's urologist. I asked the wife to call. She did. We did this without E.R. M.D. knowing.
E.R. M.D. didn't know what type of fluid to use for irrigation. Didn't know how much. Didn't know how fast. Wasn't worried about blood loss. "Have to get the clots out" was his mantra.
Didn't want to pay to have coags drawn. Didn't want to type and cross. Patient nearly died. Pt didn't die because I: 1) drew coags, drew type and screen and broke the rules when I put two on cross later. 2) I called a darn urologist cuz I didn't want the patient to bleed out. 3)I started an 18 guage IV without permission. 4)I demanded he get a uro consult. When uro consult came he admonished moron doc in front of all of us and 5)pt was rushed to or where HE DIDN'T DIE. Doctor didn't thank anybody, was oblivious to THE HOURS OF MANHOURS HE wasted when it took 5 RN's to get the show on the he road and get the work done. AND THEN HE PROCEEDED TO ATTEMPTED TO TAKE CREDIT FOR THE WHOLE SITUATION IN FRONT OF UROLOGIST WHO THEN ADMONISHED HIM. THIS IS A REGULAR OCCURRENCE. I was expected to clean up an incompetent doctor's mess.
I can tell you, no med student on earth would ever, will ever, know how to handle that situation. A nurse with one year of experience will. Your argument logically looks great, just like a nice lab coat and a clean pressed shirt with a tie. But the argument is own by the reality of what happens, day in and day out in every hospital in America. No matter how smart the doc is, they simply cannot fix all the problems with any level of efficacy that they think they can.
And I'll tell you something, because of that experience, because of this article, so help me god, I'm going to NP school. And in three years I'll be healing people the right way, with HUBRIS, but I will not hesitate to take or give credit when it is and where it is deserved."
at 1:40 PM Posted by LicensedToILL
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Paper Planes
at 8:33 AM Posted by LicensedToILL